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Chad Jones. 18. pirate hooker witch drag queen scientist.


The Meaning of Chad.

I have had a tinder for 5 hours now and santino rice has already showed up

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patron-saint-of-the-denial:

Raúl Esparza as Master of Ceremonies in the revival of Cabaret

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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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tootricky:

a curious long tailed tit peeps through a human’s window (source)

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tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

(Source: micromys, via mynameisnotsophia)

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richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

(Source: fuckshitpissdick, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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Don’t say butterflies or bees are “disappearing” the things are dying they aren’t getting kidnapped

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that-damn-owl:

sucysucyfivedolla:

badgengar:

Original 1, Original 2, Original 3, Original 4, Original 5

ALL ART BY THE SUPER AWESOME AND TOTALLY NOT GOING TO TRY AND KILL ME FOR THIS MATT_RAT

…please don’t sue D:

Side note: Comic 4, totally me and the girlfriend all the time.

oHH MY GOD THERE’S MORE??

Their comics are gold

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